cockhungryprincess:

I’ll do some more after I watch gravity falls

cockhungryprincess:

I’ll do some more after I watch gravity falls

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

gameholicandi:

Lara Croft Evolution  (1996-2014) <3 

placiddream:

the-walking-matt:

Ur leg dont tho

Tru

placiddream:

the-walking-matt:

Ur leg dont tho

Tru

do-raymi:

Shoutout to that one go-to outfit in my closet that makes me look like less of a potato

binart:

so you find this cool baby and a dead horse in a meteor crater and decide it would be pretty sweet to raise it to be a ninja or something

UNTIL YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE FUCK TO RAISE A BABY

im trash so 34 dirkjohn

Oh boy, more masquerade shenanigans!

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davejake 34

Meeting at a masquerade ball!! Ahhh cute…

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therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

prismaticpeonies:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE