I’ll do some more after I watch gravity falls
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
Lara Croft Evolution (1996-2014) <3
Shoutout to that one go-to outfit in my closet that makes me look like less of a potato
so you find this cool baby and a dead horse in a meteor crater and decide it would be pretty sweet to raise it to be a ninja or something
UNTIL YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE FUCK TO RAISE A BABY
Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE