sexual-harassment-panda:

gamzeeskokoro:

le-noel:

mr-poseidon:

uuyogurt:

calliopexcaliborn:

i have the power of calliope x caliborn

power of healthy yogurt! 

I am a fancy as fuck god of the sea.

i bring holiday joy to people

my power is to go doki doki…?

the poower of sexually harassing as a panda (even though sexual harassment panda doesent sexual harass ) 

I’ve got the power to make your OTPs and ships bend to my whimsy. Be very afraid.

(Source: zeekayart)

1. he-died-on-a-thursday likes this
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3. puremyth reblogged this from zeekayart and added:

   wicked fairy godmother’s powers; curses, telekinesis, pyrokinesis, dragon transformation, teleportation

4. my-name-is-catbug-whats-yours reblogged this from valkyrjasvoice and added:

   um, i’m an adorable alien and my powers are randomly bouncing between dimensions, flying, and, uh….being adorable yes

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6. valkyrjasvoice reblogged this from twilight-deviant and added:

   valkyrjasvoice : valkyrja’s voice I would have the ability to choose who lived and died in battle [as the valkyrjur or...

7. padfoo-ot reblogged this from twilight-deviant and added:

   I’m an animagus, obviously.

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9. rhythemheaven reblogged this from twilight-deviant and added:

   I am full of such amazing (celestial? it’s in the url…) music that people literally stop being little shits to listen....

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11. twilight-deviant reblogged this from malaikat
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14. doctorlokiwinchesterholmes reblogged this from the-arachnid-has-arisen and added:

    I’m the Doctor, a god, a hunter and a detective. I’m awesome.

15. steamsparrow reblogged this from thepageofhopes and added:

    I FLY

16. spears-and-garudyne reblogged this from sokumotanaka
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19. keybladeforger reblogged this from boomboxsprite and added:

    Making keyblades out of thin air! FUCK YES

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21. honestlyawesomeistaken reblogged this from thepageofhopes and added:

    …I kidnap awesome that always tells the truth? I feel more like a villian than a hero.

22. cindi-mayweather reblogged this from thelouringlady and added:

    I am a time-traveling android freedom-preaching messiah!

23. alitbitmoody reblogged this from thelouringlady and added:

    blackmoodcraft If you’re bummed out, I will make your day better with some truly macabre knitting and painting projects....

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25. thelouringlady reblogged this from zeekayart and added:

    TheLouringLady. I have the ability to,uh, make people see their most miserable moments and the worst of their fears I...

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29. petrichor-the-smell-of-rain reblogged this from failureatmaturity
30. nemoinvenit reblogged this from dontsaygoodbye-ihategoodbyes and added:

    to hide from everyone and not find anything?

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32. failureatmaturity reblogged this from pleasedtomeetyouimawhale and added:

    I DONT KNOW< CAN WE JUST ALL GO TO DISNEY

33. pleasedtomeetyouimawhale reblogged this from malaikat and added:

    My powers are being a friendly whale, singing, and never having to speak to another human being ever again.

34. lord-jethro-saurus reblogged this from dicksimmons and added:

    the power to summon moses’s father-in-law riding a t-rex

35. demisedoll reblogged this from supergaypunktrain and added:

    i can create scary… dolls…?

36. wishuponawish reblogged this from dontsaygoodbye-ihategoodbyes and added:

    Uhh… I guess I can make wishes come true.

37. phaseenrichment reblogged this from dicksimmons
38. junosomething reblogged this from shineonfromtheinsideout and added:

    I make gods jealous of my beauty and shrug my shoulders a lot.

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40. thiswillworkfornow reblogged this from shineonfromtheinsideout and added:

    being somewhat content.

41. visualnottooabysmal reblogged this from shineonfromtheinsideout and added:

    You can see me and not be entirely disgusted.

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43. shineonfromtheinsideout reblogged this from constantbitchface-itus and added:

    I swallowed a light bulb.

44. klowkie reblogged this from myweatherisbipolar and added:

    to create illusions and crud, like i could turn into a bear but not really. people just Think im a bear

45. mariahtothemax reblogged this from constantbitchface-itus and added:

    mariahtothemax I CAN DO ANYTHING

46. myweatherisbipolar reblogged this from residentasian and added:

    I CONTROL WEATHER WITH MY MOODS

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48. constantbitchface-itus reblogged this from pursuedxbyxbear and added:

    The Power of the Bitch Face.

49. residentasian reblogged this from ladynorbert and added:

    Increased Asian immigration???

50. mr-chainsaw9392 reblogged this from deckofdreams and added:

    imagine wolverine, but instead of claws, chainsaws…

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